If you enjoy my style of writing but would prefer to read it as fiction rather than whatever the hell it is I do on fedi, my profile contains a link to my extremely sporadically updated collection of such fiction. There's also the occasional poem, and some things are funnier than others.
What, you're too lazy to go to my profile (wherein you can verify that I am telling the truth and the collection does in fact belong to me? You want a call to action?
Fine. Visit https://theoppositeofblog.blogspot.com/ and read it. It's a blogspot blog for God's sake. Those are thin on the ground these days. It's retro cool. Plus if you visit in desktop mode, you can click the subheading and it'll change to various random things, so that's a fun way to kill fifteen minutes.