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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://ni.hil.ist/users/abolisyonista/statuses/114159283845595310">Abolisyonista (abolisyonista@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Friday, 14-Mar-2025 15:07:15 JST</a><a href="https://ni.hil.ist/@abolisyonista" title="abolisyonista@ni.hil.ist"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/66999-48-20241022221354.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="Abolisyonista" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">Abolisyonista</a></section><article><p>Hey, you know what? I get it. </p><p>(Alt text continued in next post)</p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/4729419#notice-9261909">In conversation</a><time datetime="2025-03-14T15:07:15+09:00" title="Friday, 14-Mar-2025 15:07:15 JST">about 22 days ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://ni.hil.ist/@abolisyonista/114159283845595310" rel="external" title="Sent from ni.hil.ist via ActivityPub">ni.hil.ist</a></span></span><a href="https://ni.hil.ist/@abolisyonista/114159283845595310">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/4297406">Anyone with a lawn is a fascistWhat could be more indicative of a thirst for power and control than a perfectly level, uniform expanse of grass? Clearly, only someone with fascist tendencies would aspire to such impeccable orderliness, attempting to impose their oppressive standards on nature itself. Because nothing says "I want to dominate the world" quite like the pursuit of a weed-free lawn.Consider the process of maintaining a lawn. It's essentially an exercise in subjugation. Mowing down innocent blades of grass week after week, enforcing a uniform height – it's like a tiny dictatorship being played out in your front yard. And let's not even mention the chemical warfare that goes on behind the scenes – those pesticides and fertilizers are the secret tools of aspiring autocrats, seeking to eliminate any form of diversity (read: weeds) in their quest for homogeneity.But the plot thickens when we consider the boundary lines. The quintessential white picket fence, meticulously aligned with the driveway, serves as a clear metaphor for the barriers these so-called "lawn fascists" wish to erect between themselves and the rest of the world. Heaven forbid a dandelion or, heaven forbid, a clover should breach these sacred borders! It's not just a lawn, it's a fortified buffer zone against any hint of dissenting plant life.</a></label><br><a href="https://ni.hil.ist/system/media_attachments/files/114/159/274/313/584/039/original/a9fd49e432947bb4.png" rel="external">https://ni.hil.ist/system/media_attachments/files/114/159/274/313/584/039/original/a9fd49e432947bb4.png</a></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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Abolisyonista (abolisyonista@ni.hil.ist)'s status on Friday, 14-Mar-2025 15:07:15 JST Abolisyonista
Hey, you know what? I get it.
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1. Anyone with a lawn is a fascist What could be more indicative of a thirst for power and control than a perfectly level, uniform expanse of grass? Clearly, only someone with fascist tendencies would aspire to such impeccable orderliness, attempting to impose their oppressive standards on nature itself. Because nothing says "I want to dominate the world" quite like the pursuit of a weed-free lawn. Consider the process of maintaining a lawn. It's essentially an exercise in subjugation. Mowing down innocent blades of grass week after week, enforcing a uniform height – it's like a tiny dictatorship being played out in your front yard. And let's not even mention the chemical warfare that goes on behind the scenes – those pesticides and fertilizers are the secret tools of aspiring autocrats, seeking to eliminate any form of diversity (read: weeds) in their quest for homogeneity. But the plot thickens when we consider the boundary lines. The quintessential white picket fence, meticulously aligned with the driveway, serves as a clear metaphor for the barriers these so-called "lawn fascists" wish to erect between themselves and the rest of the world. Heaven forbid a dandelion or, heaven forbid, a clover should breach these sacred borders! It's not just a lawn, it's a fortified buffer zone against any hint of dissenting plant life.
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