OK, screw it, I want to do this. I want to put a little money in TSLQ and TSLZ. Clearly nonsense as a financial plan; this is just for symbolic reasons. I’m willing pay a few bucks to raise this middle finger.
Recommendations: What's a less-terrible place to open an account where I can trade individual stocks? It needs to be low overhead and low nonsense; there will only ever be at •most• a few hundred dollars involved.