@ForbiddenDreamer When I were a lad, I thought it was some kind of tragedy when middle-aged dudes' asses hung out their pants and now that I am an old, I have realized the dual truths: you lose your ass and thus your pants hang lower, plus when you get to an age it is like, "Fuck you. I'm old, if my ass is visible, the world has to deal with my ass."

I have a relevant Achewood for this but not on my phone. Foanpoastin sux.