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Look, I'm not telling you what to do, and if you're going to steal the wheels off Teslas, that's fine. But you could be an even bigger asshole and steal all the lug nuts but leave the wheels so they'll fall off as the unsuspecting driver pulls out of their parking spot. After all, lug nuts are much smaller and easier to hide. But since you should still worry about being caught with contraband, why not just loosen the nuts and leave them too? No theft involved. Pretty sure loosening all the lug nuts on a wheel will do unpleasant things to the car at a certain point.

Or you could just slash the tires. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Please don't actually slash anyone's tires. Definitely don't attack the sidewall where the rubber is thinner and don't make long cuts perpendicular to the axis of rotation which are impossible to patch. Don't do any of that. History teaches us not to do that in particular.