I don't want to keep being pestered about this, so let me tell you what you did wrong:
You told us what to do, on your terms, and on your schedule, being overly demanding and crass.
You could have asked politely, succinctly - and we will have politely declined. We have other priorities at present.
Alternatively, you could do as we suggest, and patch this in Heads for now. You wanted to avoid the effort, and have us do your job for you?
Show some damn respect, next time.