First fight: i threw a water balloon at a guy who had been talking shit about me on the last day of school and he hit me in the back of the head before he was restrained.

Second fight: i beat my black roommate for threatening me so hard his head caved in the bathtub.

Third fight: i pepper spray and beat my former black roommate for vaguely threatening me.

Fourth fight: i deck a guy at a party for calling me a Nazi.

Fifth fight: i follow the same guy outside, throw him to the ground and he pulls his back and starts screaming "help" as loud as he can. I flee the scene.

Amazingly most people who meet me think I'm a nice guy.