@flamingspork @ErinRose "now time for some after dark fun"
*pulls out a magic wand*
"uhh, I'm not--"
*points the wand into the air, waves it around in a precise swoosh*
*a ceiling mounted projector switches on, a screen descends from the opposite wall, and in the kitchen nearby, you hear the sound of popcorn starting to pop*
"not what?"
"... nothing"