I want bot to imagine taking a bath for once. Not a "she's dirty" joke, but I know she takes showers not baths.

That's when I break into her house. She tries to get up. Too fat, stuck in the tub. It creates a suction, she can't get up. I pull back the curtain and see here there.

I take out my phone and read this image off to her, show it to her. Then I start taking off my clothes.