Staff Chief of JointsMy 5 things email response would be like:
1. Worked 90 hours
2. Bought a Cybertruck
3. Saved the government $50 billion
4. Fired all my subordinates
5. Posted about how cool Elon is, but on my own time
6. Added a sixth thing to this email because I go above and beyond
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