Pull up to fat woman this am. She's stopped 100ft from the light driving erratically. Her face is buried in a phone when I pulled up. Proceed to roll my windows down and yell at her so fucking EVERYONE can hear.

>that can't wait you fucking obese sea cow? Learn to fucking drive or stay the fuck home!

Even pulled over for her, she chose to drive away. I hope she has a terrible day. Bc she made mine better.