When cake* king says “Let them eat cake,"
DON’T EAT THE CAKE!
Don’t buy the cake
Don’t take the cake
Don’t desire the cake
RESIST THE CAKE!
Shove the cake in the cake king’s face.
(*cake = Bread & Circuses)
Then make a real Friendship cake to share.
(Rum works as well as brandy)
https://www.southyourmouth.com/2014/01/friendship-fruit-cake-plus-starter.html