“What are you playing?”
“It’s the hot new game everyone’s talking about”
“What are you doing to that NPC?”
“Why does it look like I’m doing?”
“It looks like you’re out of ammo and you’re trying to smother them. It’ll take forever to kill them that way”
“I’m not trying to kill anyone!”
“Then what?”
“It’s a First Person Hugger, you should totally try it!”