>be swarthoid nigger buck, 2016 circa
>loitering in a walmart parking lot looking for gibs to steal
>spot a unsecured bike
>gibsmedat.ogg
>middle age wyte woman yells at you as you ride away
>SUDDENTLY, a wyte man riding a pale horse followed by his dogs start chasing
>aw shit nigga he got a LASSO
>with one swing of the rope the huwite man wrangles your negro ass by the ankle off the bike and calls the police to buck break you
>Sheiiiiiiiiiit.jpg
This is the American story ever