I was out riding my bike right now and I just ran into some butch lesba homie who said she likes my bike and started hitting on me, telling me i should be a model for Michael Kors or Calvin Klein, walking around in my chonies.
Then she told me she knows who stole my bike a few years ago.
Really?? WHO??I asked
"Shhhhh 🤫," she replied. "I'll make it up to you next time i see you." 😉