three weeks ago now, i was taking a delicious loaf of banana bread out of the oven. it was a really good banana bread. i just wanna put that in there. anyway, as you'd imagine, i was in a hurry to eat it, and my wrist, unprotected by the oven gloves, touched the rim of the hot pan for like 80 milliseconds. that was enough to give me a visible burn that still hasn't really faded. the main thing though, is that because the wrist is curved, the scar is in the shape OF a banana. branded by the bread