I see so many people on facebook (yes, I know, don't @ me) being like "DOGE is hunting down government waste, why are y'all so against that? 🤔 " and I'm in want of a punchy and effective way to tell them "What DOGE is actually doing is stealing all of your most private data and unilaterally revoking funding for anything an out-of-touch idiot on ketamine offhandedly imagines is a waste of money"