True Story: Come home from college for the summer. Wife and I are staying with my parents. Mom is going to throw a party Saturday. Friday night, I eat all of the "freah" salsa. Mom finds out. Gets pissed af. Wake up the next morning to big wet fart. I shit the bed. Run to the bathroom. Puke on the wall before I reach the toilet. Save everyone at the party, but have a raw ass for three days. The walls were textured, and the puke was red. You can still see some of it to this day.