Health advisory: "This flu strain is known to cause myocarditis. Check your pulse to see if it is unusually elevated."
Me: You mean, like a person with an anxiety disorder checking her pulse to see if she has a serious heart condition?...
HA: Also, do you feel unusually exhausted?
Me: You mean, like a sick mom whose toddler gets up at 5am and has been home sick for a week?
... I'm starting to suspect moms with anxiety are hard to diagnose.