SLAVS, CELTS, AND GERMANICS, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE POTATOES
MEDS, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE TOMATOES

ITALIANS, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR US POPULARIZING SEVERAL VARIETIES OF OF PIZZA PIE WITHOUT WHICH YOU'D NEVER ZONE IN ON "AUTHENTIC NAPOLI PIZZA". IT WOULD REMAIN SLOP LEFTOVER STREET FOOD FOREVER.
ASIAN PEOPLE, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR MODERN ASIAN FOOD.
AFRICANS, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR FOOD. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THOSE FREE UN FOOD AID PACKAGES OF CHICKEN AND ARKANSAS ROUND GRAIN RICE WHILE THEY LASTED.

... THE BRI-ISH.
NO GOODWILL FOR OUR HAVING TAUGHT YOU THE NOBEL AMERICAN TONGUE.
YOU'S ALL GONE DONE DID BUTCHRD IT OUTRITE, ROBERT FROST SHED A TEAR.