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New Product:

Everyone knows that salt water is good for you. Now, for only $9.99 per liter (plus $12.99 for shipping in the lower 48), you can get a genuine collectible bottle of unfiltered bona fide GOLF OF AMERIKA [sic]* water from the trump bottling company of Louisiana. Nothing compares! Your neighbors will be green with envy. (Especially if you let them drink any.) 🤢

Supply is limited blah blah blah.

* 76 years old and I've never bothered to look up the meaning or correct usage of 'sic'. No, don't tell me. I've got a hunch and I'm sticking with it. (Hint: it's how I felt after trump was elected the first time. And the second time. Disclaimer: just kidding--that's the other one: ksick, short for KickAssSick.) 😇