I would like to remind everyone that 20 years ago The SciFi Channel (not fucking SyFy) released one of the best worst movies I've ever seen: Alien Apocalypse.
Starring Bruce Campbell and his frequent Xena costar Renee O'Connor, it is an unchained melody of other scifi movie plots happening one after another after another for 90 minutes
🧵 for a plot recap because there's too much happening in this nothing movie to explain in just one toot