@gabi @pesekcuy @mangeurdenuage CONFESSION AND REPENTANCE

Please take some time to think about yourself. You can repent and confess at any time by visiting our CONFESSION CENTER (https://donate.fsf.org/) which is open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.

Rules for repentance (This is the only important principle of THE CHURCH OF EMACS):

$10 for each invocation of a proprietory licensed software.
$1000 for each NDA you signed.
$10000 for each NDA you participated in creating.
$10000000 for each NDA you wrote.
$100 for each proprietary software license you agreed to.
$1000 for each proprietary software license you participated in creating.
$10000 for each proprietary software license you are responsible for writing.
All your sins will be forgiven if you develop a major new Free software package.

https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/gospel.html