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🦝 Now pay attention, you at the back. *whips pointing stick against blackboard* THIS SHAPE. Knowing this shape will save you all your dicks.

🐴 That's not a shape

🦝 I can't draw.

🦌 I can't read your writing

🦝 Yeah my handwriting's bad too. Anyway look at the previous three mousetraps

🐍 You need to start putting these on the board

🦝 I'm trying to save your dick here. Anyway, first mousetrap, cryptocurrency, used VAST AMOUNTS OF ELECTRICITY, to do, anyone?

🐼 Crime

🦝 Excellent, perfect, next one, VAST AMOUNTS OF ELECTRICITY to do,

🐃 Ugly monkeys

🦝 Brilliant, now you're getting it, then what happened?

🐼🐍 Vast amounts of electricity

🦝 To do?

🐷 Wrong answers!

🦝 YES! Good god you lot are clever

🦇 So the next mousetrap's also gonna use enormous amounts of electricity to do something ridiculous that nobody wants.

🦝 That's it! That's what I've been -

🦇 We know.

🦝 ...sorry?

🐐 Dude everybody knows. You're preaching to the choir.

🦝 ...oh.

🐴 Yeah if you wanna save some dicks go talk to CEOs.

🦝 No, I don't care about their dicks, honestly I think it's funny when they take turns trying to fuck the mousetrap

🐀 You should write a book.

🦝 ...I should!

🐀 You should!

🦝 I will! I'll call it "The Shape Of The Mousetrap: How To Avoid Falling For The Next Big Tech Scam" and I'll sell it as an epub for ten grand a copy, and all the ceos will buy it! I'LL BE THE DICK MOUSETRAP! ME!

🐀 Great idea! You should end this lesson and write that book!

🦝 CLASS DISMISSED!

🐐... thank you, 🐀

🐀 quickest way to shut him up tbh