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🐩 You look like you've just had a bollocking

🐛 I don't understand it. I don't understand anything that's happening.

🐩 There there.

🐩 You're normal.

🐩 It's not understandable.

🐛 I thought our mission was to snap everyone's dicks, and now everyone can get their dick snapped, surely we should be rejoicing

🐩 Oh honey

🐩 It was never about snapping dicks.

🐩 I mean, who wants their dick snapped? Do YOU want your dick snapped?

🐛 I mean... I kinda went along with it, but I didn't really no

🐩 Honey, it was about the waste. Here, have a tissue. Remember the monkey pictures? And the proof-of-waste coins that weren't real?

🐛 Kinda?

🐩 The waste was the point, dear. The inefficiency was what made it so that only the very rich had the money to burn to run the machines. If you take away the waste, if the dick mousetrap machine becomes more efficient, then you just have a bunch of mangled dicks and nobody making any money.

🐛 So now that sticking your dick in a mousetrap doesn't burn irreplaceable resources, the dick mousetrap factory owners are finally wondering whether anyone wants to stick their dick in the mousetrap?

🐩 That's right, dear. That's where all the money's gone. Now take a breath. Wipe those eyes. Shoulders back and chin up high.

🐩 The people with the deep pockets will be moving on to the next scam, and this time you're going to get a piece of it.

🐩 You've got a better mousetrap to build.

🐩 Kiss me you animal.

🐩❤🐛