🐕 *looking down at a barely-recognizable swollen purple mass wrapped thrice around the business end of a bloodied mousetrap* You see what the problem is here, don't you.
🦝 Yes, everybody sees the problem except you
🐕 Hm. Yeah, it's obvious in hindsight.
🦝 *waits for it*
🐕 This mousetrap isn't open-source