🐕 Nextcloud users, we hear you loud and clear. We hear your yelps of agony.
🐕 We hear your anguished cries of "WHY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY"
🐕 And we want to let you know that sticking your dick in this is purely optional!
🦝 is that why you placed it cocked and ready right at crotch height
🐕 For your convenience and empowerment.