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🦊🚬 Right lads, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but the bubble has popped, the arse has fallen out of the dick-in-a-mousetrap game, and unless we think of something to turn it around right quick I'm gonna have to sack the bloody lot of you. Ideas?

🐩 Sir, research indicates that every time a CEO puts his dick in a mousetrap, stock prices rise sharply at first but then tumble astronomically once the pain sets in and markets return to temporary rationality

🦊 So it's the pain that people object to

🐩 And the dick-stuck-in-a-mousetrap part honestly

🐩 The point where the dick goes in the mousetrap, that's when things go wrong

🐩 Everything up to that point seems to work fine

🦊 So now that we've thoroughly incorporated dicks-in-mousetraps into our business, we need to figure out some kind of way to put your dick in a mousetrap, without ending up with your dick stuck in a mousetrap

🦊 Johnson, get working on a new dickless mousetrap prototype

🐛 s-sir

🦊 Or a mousetrapless dick, if needs be