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Everything in the world is flaming sewage so FUN QUALITATIVE RESEARCH: Hotdogs came up yesterday, notably how to optimally top a hotdog. I realize I had a hot take a while back that we need to normalize putting taco stuff on hotdogs - AND I STAND BY THIS - and that I stated yesterday that the Chicago dog is the gold standard - WHICH IT GODDAMN IS - but I also realized I hadn't partaken of a hotdog with that New York red onion sauce on it since I left New York and kind of maybe would punch a baby to get one.

Oh also, chilidogs are obviously the PLATINUM standard. As long as the chili is not Cincinnati chili, which is an abomination before God.

As this is now stewing, I am issuing a call for your favorite ways to top hotdogs, orthodox fine, UNORTHODOX encouraged, regional specialties noted where apt, cuz who knows if we've all missed something along the way. Aaaand GO.