@HarryNuggets @hansonthecaretaker holy fucking shit dude lol

this reminds me of a story i shouldn't tell because it's pretty crass and personal and i try not to go into dirty details on here but what the hell.

i once got into an argument with a gf of mine while we were naked in bed together one night (don't remember what it was about because it was probably retarded) and she started to cry. her way of apologizing to me was to work her way downtown and give me a beej *while she was still crying*. bros i blew the biggest wad of my life.