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@stroughtonsmith *reads first five words*

My... what? Does not compute.

I just ran through as many big tech CEOs as I could in my mind, and there isn't a single one of them that I'd piss on to put out if he were on fire.

(I might piss on any or all of them if they *weren't* on fire, just to piss on them... but that's not quite the same.)