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"Damn thing never worked right anyway," you muttered, when you (metaphorically speaking) put the old website out on the curb like a rusted-up washing machine.

At the time it felt like a really big step, even though it was really just tapping a different thing on your phone, but the phrase "Damn thing never worked right anyway" helped, because it wade you wonder what "worked right" would've even meant.

Like, what was it for? It "worked right" for the guy who owned it, as in it made him a bunch of money, but did anyone ever actually tell you what was the job this thing was supposed to do?

Nah, 'cause if they had, you'd have responded "Well the damn thing doesn't work right" and probably binned it sooner