“I know, i’ll put my jacket, scarf, and gloves on the coat rack, rather than carrying things around to every talk and coffee break! this is a great idea with no downsides”
*forgets to get things from coat rack after conference*
“it’s fine, i’ll get it tomorrow morning”
*flooding emergency renders area with coat rack inaccessible*
*it’s the part of the venue that got the most water damage*