Conversation between my 4 year old twins and my aunt at my grandfather’s funeral. They’re in a limo, graveside:
Aunt - "Do you think I’m old?"
Twin B - “Yes."
Aunt - "How long do you think I have to live?"
Twin B thinks hard and replies proudly (thinking this is a long time) "I’d give you two weeks."
Twin A says a bit annoyed - "We might as well just stay here."
Aunt - Roars with laughter.