Yesterday @zoe was like, “let’s get wine”
And knowing we were corkscrew challenged, I was like, “ok, but it has to be screw top”
And she’s like, “you sure they have that in France?”
And I’m like, “of course they do! It’s not Portugal!”
(Portugal is the largest cork producer in the world. Using screw top wine bottles is treason).
And sure enough, there it was. With a screw top.