> * The free software costs you $2 per Mbyte to ftp, more for long distance.
> * There's a commercial break every 10 minutes.
>
> It's just like cable TV, except:
>
> * It's a lot more expensive.
> * The picture isn't as good.
> * There are 500 channels of pay-per-view and home shopping.
> * You can watch any episode of Gilligan's Island or any Al Gore speech for only $2.
> * There are no public-access channels.
> * There's a commercial break every 10 minutes.
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