They aren’t working with much cognitive horsepower (at all) and consider anything that is traditionally White to be “racist.” Small town Baptist Church out in the rurals? Small town racist church full of KKK members who want to lynch them. Big cowboy hat? Big racist hat. Western-style boots? Racist-style boots. Country music? “That’s dat raciss wypepo music.” I learned to kinda embrace it even before I became a National Socialist.

Any of them calling me racist now get a “Heil Hitler“ and Roman Salute just to make sure they know, without a doubt, that I am.