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Fedi sure is good for some things?

🦝 Are there any toasters that aren't shit
🐰 You want a toaster oven
🐻 Fry it in a frying pan, trust me
🦅 New ones are all deficient, try getting one from the 40's
🦆 Toast is bad for you
🐺 I use a microwave

🦝 Gimme a VPN recommendation
🐰 Mullvad
🐻 Mullvad
🦅 Mullvad
🦆 Mullvad or proton no wait actually just mullvad
🐺 Mullvad
🦝 Alright mullvad yikes

🦝 Aldi have started wrapping their peppermint teabags in plastic, who's my next pep T purchase
🐰 Celestial Seasonings
🐻 Celestial Seasonings
🦅 Celestial Seasonings
🦆 Celestial Seasonings
🐺 Celestial Seasonings
🦝 So celestial seasonings then yeah

🦝 My hot chocolate has started to taste like paint, can you -
🐰 You wanna use cocoa instead
🐻 Crumble up an actual chocolate bar and fry it in a frying pan, trust me
🦅 Have you tried using the syrupy stuff you put on ice cream
🦆 You can import this stuff from germany
🐺 Oh there's a great brand, it costs ten cents a GRAM