Alito: One the parties here is the owner of pornhub… Is it like the old Playboy magazine, you have essays there by the modern day equivalent of Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley Jr?
Why yes, Sam. In order to access the hot stepmom-on-stepson action, you must first read essays by Catturd2 and LibsofTikTok then answer capcha questions proving you understood them...
https://www.newsweek.com/justice-alito-porhub-playboy-articles-supreme-court-2015993