@icedquinn all god would have to do to stop simping for israel (or care about that region at all) is to say "the rock of gibraltor is a worthless rock, the books were wrong IDGAF about the middle east or really your planet that much ok bye"
and maybe "there's oil everywhere the entire planet is basically an oil factory so stop bombing the sand now ok"
idk if the last one is true but there's certainly oil elsewhere (maybe not in china)