The vampire gazed down at the bedraggled group; it was hard to tell under all the mud, "Adventurer blood! That would be a sweet treat; which one of you is the wizard?"
"We'll never tell," proclaimed the likely Paladin.
"Ah hush," said the vampire, clapping his hands, "Let's get you cleaned and fed. Then we can negotiate how many pints I get in return. Also, you're probably looking for Lord Vlusk, two bogs over. This is a hospital."
"Oh."