I did the exact wrong thing that you're not supposed to do and paraphrased the preposterous lie. It went badly.
Let me start over and just say: Jews exist and are a people in every sense you might reasonably come up with. They have been around, as a people, since Biblical times. The evidence are overwhelming.
There are truths. This is one of them. It is not cute, it is not edgy, it is not creative, it is not thought-provoking to be a contrarian on this point. It is at best idiotic, at worst ... a prelude to crimes against humanity. Just GTFO.
Unbelievable. Where the fuck are we as a species and a global community?