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SO MY FUCKING PHONE WON'T LET ME KNOW THAT I'VE MISSED A CALL BUT "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY GEMINI?" POPS UP (what feels like) EVERY FIVE MOTHERFUCKING MINUTES 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Goddamn, I so viscerally goddamn fucking hate technology with the fire of a billion angry suns. If I believed in a deity I would pray I live to see the end of this & some proper fucking tech.

My phone is under the sofa right now. I think. I threw it & it disappeared.