#Atheism, your mum does the washing
You make a twelve-part YouTube video demanding peer-reviewed evidence that she did, in fact, do the washing
#Zionism, you shoved your mum into the washing machine
And the spinning made her dizzy and that dizziness made her vomit
And you point to that vomit and call it #antisemitism
#Americanism, your mum does the washing, it's in the constitution
End of discussion