#Colonialism, you barge into your mum's room, claim you discovered your mum's room, dump all your dirty clothes on the floor
#Fascism your mum does the washing, and you are obsessed with her nose
#Liberalism you watch your mum do the washing
And you feel really, really bad
"Something must be done" you say, something may or may not get done
#Libertarianism your mum does the washing, you believe you did the washing
#Religion, your mum does the washing, you thank god