Update: From some cursory googling I thought I had sprained my diaphragm or something to that effect, but the doctors now believe I have Cholecystitis (infection of the gallbladder basically) and they want to treat me as well as give me get an MRI (the MRI is bc they detected a growth in my liver, but they think it's benign. They want to double check though.) They're admitting me to the hospital and the doctor said I would probably be there for "at least a few days." I am mostly annoyed at having to be in a fucking hospital bed for a few days but I'll live I guess