So I only *really* used debian before from like 2000-2001, since then it's mostly been Ubuntu. So maybe I should have known the difference between upgrade and full-upgrade. But I'm reeling a little bit. This is literally
ME: Debian, did you clean your room?
DEBIAN: Yes, mom.
ME: ...
ME: Did you clean ALL of your room?
DEBIAN: ...YES, MOM *loud sound of stomping back to room to clean it*