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Watched a woman shoplift disposable nappies and toiletries today (have a Cert IV in Loss Prevention courtesy of a shitty uni job).

Afterwards, confronted her and suggested next time she should note cameras and staff and deliberately break line of sight. Makes an apprehension too risky as the target may have dumped the goods, inviting an unlawful arrest charge and/or false imprisonment law suit.

Stay tuned for more cost of living crisis tips.