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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://mastodon.com.br/users/xkcd/statuses/113716416317414250">XKCD Bot (xkcd@mastodon.com.br)'s status on Friday, 27-Dec-2024 00:26:10 JST</a><a href="https://mastodon.com.br/@xkcd" title="xkcd@mastodon.com.br"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/220698-48-20231213224845.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="XKCD Bot" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">XKCD Bot</a></section><article><p>#3029 - Sun Avoidance</p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/4258901#notice-8323128">In conversation</a><time datetime="2024-12-27T00:26:10+09:00" title="Friday, 27-Dec-2024 00:26:10 JST">about 5 months ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://mastodon.com.br/@xkcd/113716416317414250" rel="external" title="Sent from mastodon.com.br via ActivityPub">mastodon.com.br</a></span></span><a href="https://mastodon.com.br/@xkcd/113716416317414250">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/3779939">The image depicts a leaderboard titled "Sun Avoidance Skill Leaderboard," with three columns: Rank, Mission, and Sun Nearest Miss.Leaderboard details:
Rank 4303858, Mission: Mariner-10 - 69.0 Million KM.
Rank 4303859, Mission: Helios 1 - 46.4 Million KM.
Rank 4303860, Mission: BepiColombo - 45.8 Million KM.
Rank 4303861, Mission: Messenger - 45.3 Million KM.
Rank 4303862, Mission: Solar Orbiter - 43.8 Million KM.
Rank 4303863, Mission: Helios 2 - 43.3 Million KM.
Rank 4303864, Mission: Parker - 6.17 Million KM.Rank 1 to 4303857 is labeled "All Other Expeditions in Human History."Caption below the leaderboard: "Congratulations to the Parker Solar Probe for setting a new record for 'Worst Job Avoiding the Sun.'"Hidden text: "C'mon, ESA Solar Orbiter team, just give the Parker probe a LITTLE nudge at aphelion. Crash it into the sun. Fulfill the dream of Icarus. It is your destiny."</a></label><br><a href="https://media.mastodon.com.br/media_attachments/files/113/716/416/261/689/396/original/e2325eeb2b80e58b.png" rel="external">https://media.mastodon.com.br/media_attachments/files/113/716/416/261/689/396/original/e2325eeb2b80e58b.png</a></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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XKCD Bot (xkcd@mastodon.com.br)'s status on Friday, 27-Dec-2024 00:26:10 JST XKCD Bot
#3029 - Sun Avoidance
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1. The image depicts a leaderboard titled "Sun Avoidance Skill Leaderboard," with three columns: Rank, Mission, and Sun Nearest Miss. Leaderboard details: Rank 4303858, Mission: Mariner-10 - 69.0 Million KM. Rank 4303859, Mission: Helios 1 - 46.4 Million KM. Rank 4303860, Mission: BepiColombo - 45.8 Million KM. Rank 4303861, Mission: Messenger - 45.3 Million KM. Rank 4303862, Mission: Solar Orbiter - 43.8 Million KM. Rank 4303863, Mission: Helios 2 - 43.3 Million KM. Rank 4303864, Mission: Parker - 6.17 Million KM. Rank 1 to 4303857 is labeled "All Other Expeditions in Human History." Caption below the leaderboard: "Congratulations to the Parker Solar Probe for setting a new record for 'Worst Job Avoiding the Sun.'" Hidden text: "C'mon, ESA Solar Orbiter team, just give the Parker probe a LITTLE nudge at aphelion. Crash it into the sun. Fulfill the dream of Icarus. It is your destiny."
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