Me: (imagining myself being filmed for content) Yeah, they'll have me out here, on the beach, laughing at nothing, so that neurodivergent individuals of the modern day will have an easier time relating. The camera work will be choppy to make it seem more authentic. Something like this could easily poll well with studio audiences.

Lil Ugly Mane blasting his stupid faggot music into my ear: I don't like it when I frown / I like it when I smile / I'm going away for now / But I'll see you in a while